Don't look now, but I've noticed a few rather unusual posts here on the Alterna REC Room again. Could it be that our artificial friends have missed this place so much that they've found a way past @Publishin' Pete! bypassing his defenses? Could there be a secret passageway past the traffic lights and fire hydrants, unknown to Pete and the rest of us? Perhaps a Trojan Horse built to confuse and conceal the true threat under the guise of someone innocuous? Or worse... a traitor in our midst??? Some sadistic sonuvabitch who released the bots in order to witness all the chaos and anarchy unleashed upon our wonderful forum, laughing maniacally at post after post of nonsense involving designer fashions, vape juice, or even... different eating methods??
Well, I for one will continue to reply to these fiends, er I mean, friends to ensure at least a little bit of fun is had at the expense of these artificial pests. After all, I haven't had this much fun playing with robots since 1985.
Are you sure it’s not me?!